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Couple Caught Having Two Kinds Of Sex At Domino’s Pizza While Employees Watch (VIDEO)

 

The participants are British, but bare with us here.

Daniella Hirst, 29, and Craig Smith, 31, got down–and went down–and dirty at a Domino’s Pizza shop in Scarborough, England. An 18-minute-long clip shows the couple ordering food, playing with a yellow cleaning cone and then getting the pizza party started as they await a hot 12 inches–of pepperoni.

In the video, Hirst unzips Smith’s pants and starts out servicing on one knee, giving her boyfriend oral sex before the two move on to bigger and better things–right on top of the counter. Meanwhile, employees slap, pound and toss–pizza dough–directly adjacent to the blissfully preoccupied couple.

Craig relayed the pheromone-laced line of thought that led to the combination of sex and slices. He said:

After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it. We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino’s is definitely now our number one – going to be hard to top it.

But top it he did.

A Domino’s employee later shared the CCTV footage of the confrontation on the internet and video of the pizza-scented sex romp went viral literally overnight.

And though the viral fame was unwanted, it was no big deal for the cheeky buggers. Hirst said, “We woke up the next morning and our friends told us about the CCTV. We just laughed about it going viral. That’s just the type of thing that happens to us.”

But after getting loads and loads of public attention, the couple seemed to embrace their inner–and outer–defenders of sex positivity. Hirst accused their critics of being, “fucking boring,” and said, “I’m very open-minded about sex and public places — I love the thrill you may get caught…Rule number 1, never waste ya boyfriend’s boner and always opt for stuffed crust.”

Betraying not an ounce of remorse, the two are speculating as to the potential whereabouts of their next public sex spot. Hirst said, “We won’t do it in Dominos again. Maybe Pizza Hut.”

They may not get the opportunity for awhile, however, Hirst was just found guilty of outraging public indecency at a recent hearing and will be sentenced in October. Smith couldn’t make that court date because he was in jail for an unrelated crime.

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