Warning: This is a Florida story.
A suspect robbed a gas station in the suburb of Holiday, the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said on Wednesday. They released a picture of the suspect, who escaped in a pickup truck. Sadly, there remains no official explanation for what’s going on with the person’s face.
This person is a suspect in a Robbery at the Holiday Gas Station on US 19-if you have info call @crimestopperstb 1-800-873-TIPS (8477). pic.twitter.com/hiK3m1FuKl
— Pasco Sheriff (@PascoSheriff) December 15, 2016
Just to clarify, the previous description was based on witness statements that the suspect was a male. pic.twitter.com/1jDtThD9Bz
— Pasco Sheriff (@PascoSheriff) December 15, 2016
We are still looking for tips and the suspect may be a male or a female. https://t.co/UCQW1wTikC
— Pasco Sheriff (@PascoSheriff) December 15, 2016
However, one Twitter user offered a possible explanation.
@PascoSheriff @crimestopperstb is that a sharpie beard???
— Fay⚡️💙⚡️ (@BoltsFan92) December 15, 2016
This is not unprecedented, lest you think Florida is the only state with silly crime. A woman with a sharpie “beard” reportedly robbed a gas station in Modesto, California back in 2011. Another dame with drawn-on facial hair was wanted in connection with a 2015 armed robbery in Pueblo, Colorado.
[image via Pasco County Sheriff’s Office]
