Warning: This is a Florida story.
A suspect robbed a gas station in the suburb of Holiday, the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said on Wednesday. They released a picture of the suspect, who escaped in a pickup truck. Sadly, there remains no official explanation for what’s going on with the person’s face.
However, one Twitter user offered a possible explanation.
This is not unprecedented, lest you think Florida is the only state with silly crime. A woman with a sharpie “beard” reportedly robbed a gas station in Modesto, California back in 2011. Another dame with drawn-on facial hair was wanted in connection with a 2015 armed robbery in Pueblo, Colorado.
[image via Pasco County Sheriff’s Office]